Single mom at 47 tries to get a life
Miami Herald, FL
Regarding a recent response by you concerning Haulover Beach's
designated clothing-optional naturist family beach, it is obvious that
you don't get the naturist frame of mind.
I was one of the founders of the beach, which has over 1.3
million visitors a year. So I invite you on an escorted tour and to do
You will learn it is not about body competition, and that women
in a naturist environment have a completely different view of their
body parts than the females hanging out at the condo poolside. You
really need this conversation.
Thanks for writing (most of the time) a definitely sensible
column that is categorically informative on issues other than nude
Florida Free Beaches
Dear Mr. President,
OK, I'll take you up on your invitation. If you're bare, I won't
care. I swear I won't stare. Since the beach is clothing-optional, my
mind will be open -- but my zipper stays closed. I may be clueless, but
I won't be topless.
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