In the News: UFO CULT GATHERS AT NEW YORK NUDIST CAMP FOR APOCALYPSE|
Posted on Tuesday, January 03 @ 19:36:46 EST
Topic: Nudist Info
Paradise Valley Resort News|
Jan. 3, 2006
CLEVELAND, Ohio, January 2, 2006: The Church of the SubGenius has
announced that the end of the world will take place on Wednesday, July
5, 2006. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy,
the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a
bizarre religious ceremony taking place in upstate New York, during the
final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.
inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a
fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy
the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all
ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted
by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.
is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the
final hours in Sherman, New York from Thursday, June 29 to July 5, at a
clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center.
The first gathering at this compound took place in 1996, and the event
has increased in size and participants each following year. 1998 was
designated the first true "X-Day," and each successive year has added
one to the total. This year's celebration in 2006 is X-Day 9, or X-Day
The Church has been engaged in a ...
massive recruitment campaign to increase the numbers of its membership
before the arrival of the Xists. According to Church records, the
organization currently has approximately 100,000 members worldwide.
SubGenius recruitment has been especially dedicated among the ranks of
people who refuse to conform to the norms of society, including
disbelievers, blasphemers, pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers,
geeks, and outcasts.
The Church is seeking performers and
producers from the adult entertainment industry in particular, because
sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the
start. X-Day will be a celebration of pornography and adult
entertainment, and certain parts of the event will be restricted to
adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are
allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting memberships at its
standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4.
Church of the SubGenius has been no stranger to controversy since its
foundation, and the upcoming X-Day celebration promises to be no
different. In the late 1980s, members of the Church were accused of
spreading a virus in Macintosh computers known as the "Peace Virus."
Numerous articles have been written on the Church in such noteworthy
publications as the New York Times, Washington Post, Wired Online,
Boston Globe, U.S. News and World Report; and broadcast reports have
been produced by CNN and NPR. In April 1999, officials of the city of
Cambridge, Massachusetts shut down an official SubGenius Devival
gathering in the belief that the Church was affiliated with the
Trenchcoat Mafia ( the organization blamed for the Columbine high
school shootings ), though authorities later realized the association
was mistaken. In its January 1, 2000 issue, a Time magazine poll
declared J.R. "Bob" Dobbs the biggest fraud of the 20th century.
Detailed information about X-Day can be found on the World Wide Web at the X-Day Web site:
The official home page of the Church of the SubGenius can be found at:
entertainers, production companies, radio broadcasters, and all media
producers are encouraged to contact the Church at its Cleveland, Ohio
headquarters at ( 216 ) 320-9528.
Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
Phone/Fax: ( 216 ) 320-9528
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